NOTES FROM THE DOG SIDE
The Dawg Blawg
Treat negotiations, ceiling-fan investigations, and opinions absolutely nobody asked for.
MORETREAT.THE DAWG BLAWG
Whine like this to get more treat
A highly scientific guide to making your human feel just guilty enough.
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THE FANKNOWS.THE DAWG BLAWG
Is the ceiling fan actually the devil?
It spins. It watches. It has never once thrown my ball. I have questions.
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NYLON? NO.SQUIRRELS? ALSO NO.THE DAWG BLAWG
Why hard nylon toys are garbage, and so are squirrels
One gives me no satisfying squeak. The other has a tail and an attitude.
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I OPENEDEVERYTHING.THE DAWG BLAWG
The box was better than the toy. Again.
A delivery arrived. I had notes. Most of them are now on the floor.
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How to sleep through your human’s entire workday
A practical guide to being unavailable, by a dog with a very full calendar.
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TELL YOUR DOGI SAID BARK.THE DAWG BLAWG
Tell your dog I said bark
They will know what it means. Please do not make this weird.
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