A sample story from Nacho’s journal.

The human ordered a toy. A cardboard box arrived. I immediately understood that this was a two-for-one situation.

The box had corners. The paper had a lovely crinkle. The toy had stuffing, which I felt would look better distributed throughout the room.

Unboxing is an art.

My human likes to save the box in case something needs to go back. I like to make sure nothing can ever go back. We both contribute.

Was the toy a success?

I had a wonderful time. The living room is different now. The human is standing very still, which I assume means he is impressed.