A sample story from Nacho’s journal.
I was having a perfectly good nap when I looked up and noticed the ceiling doing that thing again.
There is a creature up there. Several arms. No face. Always spinning. My human calls it a fan, which is interesting because it has never subscribed to my newsletter.
Evidence item one: the staring.
I stare at it. It stares at the entire room. A confident move for something that cannot even come downstairs.
Evidence item two: suspicious timing.
Whenever the human touches the wall, the ceiling creature wakes up. Sometimes it gets faster. Sometimes it stops completely, as if it has been caught.
My investigation continues.
I have barked once, considered barking again, and moved to a pillow with a better view. So far, it has refused to answer any questions.
Current verdict: suspicious. I will update this report after my nap, provided it has not stolen the couch.
